January 2012
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Sooo
Lets be real here.
Jim Harbaugh is one good looking ass coach. AMIRIGHT? Lets also not forget about some sexy quarter back that goes by the name of Alex Smith. I mean that interview before the game with that SF Giants hat on? COOOOOME. OOOOON. I got anxiety even before the game started! AND AND there’s this other guy too but I forgot his name, probably Mocha Chocolate Dream Boat, I COULD...
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Lil Wayne: Life's a bitch, nah better yet a dumb broad. I bet I could fuck the world and make her cum hard.
Aesop Rock: Life's not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy. Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests. Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess.
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This weekend someone said something along the lines of this to me after the Niners game (because he’s a Steelers fan):
“Blah blah you’re not a lifelong Giants fan blah blah. Wait, weren’t you a Dodgers fan? blah blah.”
“WAIT, WEREN’T YOU A DODGERS FAN?”
Assfuckingcunthole. I was forced to shut up and to walk away.
My dad: I was watching jimmi Hendrix live on tv the other night. Do you know who that is?
My uncle: yeah…David letterman, jay Leno, and jimmi Hendrix
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I’ve become my worst fucking nightmare. What is wrong with me?!
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I saved a life today.
Took my dogs out for a walk to the park earlier today, got to the park, sat down, fed them their treats and gave them water, and while I was tightening up the leash for one of my dogs… Kyle sees my abnormally-tiny-mini pinscher laying on her side choking!!!!! She was like a dead insect in its final moments flapping its last working wing. Her tongue turned super purple and she was trying to...
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