I saved a life today.

Took my dogs out for a walk to the park earlier today, got to the park, sat down, fed them their treats and gave them water, and while I was tightening up the leash for one of my dogs… Kyle sees my abnormally-tiny-mini pinscher laying on her side choking!!!!! She was like a dead insect in its final moments flapping its last working wing. Her tongue turned super purple and she was trying to grasp as much air as she could. We thought it was her collar choking her or the leash, so i ripped it off but she still couldn’t stand on her own. So I panicked and stuck my finger down her throat to see if something was stuck in there and she vomited up the chunks of the treat I gave her. OMFG. If I would’ve waited any longer, she would’ve died and I would’ve been super guilty because she’s like the baby of our family. Extremely spoiled and cared for.

…after all that, she walked it off like a boss while Kyle and I were still shocked. THEYRE LIKE BABIES!! my god. With the way I speak to my dogs, my kids are gonna be the most narcissistic people ever. “Awwww it’s okay baby! who’s a good looking prince. YOU ARE! YES! YOU ARE!!” My poor children.