This weekend someone said something along the lines of this to me after the Niners game (because he’s a Steelers fan):
“Blah blah you’re not a lifelong Giants fan blah blah. Wait, weren’t you a Dodgers fan? blah blah.”
“WAIT, WEREN’T YOU A DODGERS FAN?”
Assfuckingcunthole. I was forced to shut up and to walk away.